Happy New Year!

I hope everyone has a safe and Happy New Year!

This year I resolve to:

Always replace the gas nozzle before driving away-

I will always check for paper before leaving the restroom_

I will try to drive closer to the speed limit-

I will always wear clean underwear, "just in case" -

I will keep an extra safe distance when driving behind police cars.-

I will no longer park the BMW next to the fire hydrant-

And, never again will I try to defuse an explosive devise with a known practical joker-